Onion News Network: Election 08

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   McCain Economic Plan: Marry Beer Heiress

   from The Onion

   2:06 | 65 views

   McCain pointed to his personal success in marrying a wealthy beer heiress to prove how the plan could benefit every American.

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   Obama Supporters See How Empty Lives Are

   from The Onion

   2:47 | 747 views

   The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.

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   Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own

   from The Onion

   3:15 | 79 views

   Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

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   Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship

   from The Onion

   2:58 | 85 views

   Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.

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   Cindy McCain Just Like Any Female Human

   from The Onion

   2:03 | 117 views

   Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.

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   Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

   from The Onion

   2:15 | 93 views

   Our In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.

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   McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

   from The Onion

   2:38 | 82 views

   Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.

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   Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

   from The Onion

   2:15 | 65 views

   Our In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.

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   Pretend You Care About Politics

   from The Onion

   3:00 | 32,039 views

   Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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    Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

    from The Onion

    2:43 | 74 views

    In this installment of Beyond The Facts, a gifted 8-year-old girl participates in grown-up politics by spreading smears and lies.