Onion News Network: Election 08

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1. 21

   

   Poll Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

   from The Onion

   2:24 | 173 views

   For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.

2. 22

   

   Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance

   from The Onion

   2:17 | 129 views

   Mitt Romney's candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn't sickened by gays.

3. 23

   

   As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote

   from The Onion

   1:27 | 195 views

   Presidential candidates are reaching out to fat voters on the campaign trail by eating large amounts of food.

4. 24

   

   Mysterious Traveler Entrances Town With Utopian Vision Of The Future

   from The Onion

   1:50 | 150 views

   An enigmatic man appeared in Hastings, NY, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newborns.

5. 25

   

   Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

   from The Onion

   2:51 | 281 views

   Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.