Onion News Network: O-Span

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   U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp

   from The Onion

   1:53 | 15 views

   White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.

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   Astronauts Killed By Helium Leak

   from The Onion

   2:23 | 49 views

   Two astronauts on the International Space Station display courage, honor, and squeaky voices as they struggle to patch a deadly helium leak.

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   Congress Debates New Catchphrase

   from The Onion

   2:50 | 56 views

   Rep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word"pronk"as a legitimate catchphrase.

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   Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall

   from The Onion

   2:22 | 50 views

   The FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as soon as possible.

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   Live From Congress Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo

   from The Onion

   1:50 | 54 views

   Congressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo.

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   U.S. Department Of Lost And Found We Found Your Flip Flop

   from The Onion

   1:07 | 71 views

   If you've lost something, the U.S. Dept. of Lost and Found can help you find it. This week's featured items a flip flop and a book.

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   Live From Congress Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night Out

   from The Onion

   1:22 | 57 views

   Rep. Juliana Hardy's resolution would provide a well-deserved night on the town for her and best friend Rep. Lisa Jean Conroy.

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   Live From Congress The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

   from The Onion

   2:50 | 129 views

   U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.

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   National Lost And Found Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands?

   from The Onion

   2:04 | 55 views

   If you've misplaced something, the National Department of Lost and Found is the place to turn.

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    Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

    from The Onion

    1:56 | 46 views

    Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).