Onion News Network: O-Span

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1. 11

   

   USDA Asst. Stands Up To Potato Pricing

   from The Onion

   3:06 | 44 views

   A deputy assistant at the Department of Agriculture speaks truth to power, condemning proposed changes in Idaho's potato output pricing structure.

2. 12

   

   Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade

   from The Onion

   2:25 | 65 views

   The press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'

3. 13

   

   Congress Struggles To Name New Drug Law

   from The Onion

   2:50 | 175 views

   Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name

4. 14

   

   U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp

   from The Onion

   1:53 | 147 views

   White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.

5. 15

   

   Astronauts Killed By Helium Leak

   from The Onion

   2:23 | 216 views

   Two astronauts on the International Space Station display courage, honor, and squeaky voices as they struggle to patch a deadly helium leak.

6. 16

   

   Congress Debates New Catchphrase

   from The Onion

   2:50 | 172 views

   Rep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word"pronk"as a legitimate catchphrase.

7. 17

   

   Hungry FDA Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall

   from The Onion

   2:22 | 110 views

   The FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as soon as possible.

8. 18

   

   Live From Congress Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo

   from The Onion

   1:50 | 113 views

   Congressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo.

9. 19

   

   U.S. Department Of Lost And Found We Found Your Flip Flop

   from The Onion

   1:07 | 152 views

   If you've lost something, the U.S. Dept. of Lost and Found can help you find it. This week's featured items a flip flop and a book.

10. 20

    

    Live From Congress Rep. Hardy Calls For A Ladies' Night Out

    from The Onion

    1:22 | 127 views

    Rep. Juliana Hardy's resolution would provide a well-deserved night on the town for her and best friend Rep. Lisa Jean Conroy.