Onion News Network: O-Span

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1. 21

   

   Live From Congress The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

   from The Onion

   2:50 | 404 views

   U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.

2. 22

   

   Live From Congress Rep. Ingersoll's Murder of a Hobo

   from The Onion

   1:50 | 113 views

   Congressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo.

3. 23

   

   National Lost And Found Did You Lose A Flag Of The Marshall Islands?

   from The Onion

   2:04 | 99 views

   If you've misplaced something, the National Department of Lost and Found is the place to turn.

4. 24

   

   Live From Congress Representative Wants To See, Meet More Kids Online

   from The Onion

   2:19 | 84 views

   Rep. Gelinas proposes an educational bill to increase the number of young people he meets in under-13 chat rooms.

5. 25

   

   Lawmaker To Rid Congress Of Gang Members

   from The Onion

   2:08 | 93 views

   Congressman Porter (R-IN) urges immediate action against the gang members that have infiltrated our neighborhoods, our schools, and even the Capitol.

6. 26

   

   Delicious Snacks Distract Congressmen From Horrors Of War

   from The Onion

   2:39 | 75 views

   A congressional committee discussing Iraq War casualty levels approves of the tasty chips and salsa Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) brought to the hearing.

7. 27

   

   Press Sec. Spins Wife's Death Positively

   from The Onion

   2:30 | 79 views

   Press Secretary Ted Barrett deflects questions about the gruesome car wreck that killed his wife hours ago in order to focus on the President's agenda.