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   Bush Tours Damage Caused By Presidency

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   2:58 | 223 views

   President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.

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   Study: Miley Cyrus Soon To Be Depleted

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   2:28 | 109,127 views

   Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.

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   Pretend You Care About Politics

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   3:00 | 401 views

   Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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   Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

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   3:01 | 32,398 views

   Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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   Most Children Oppose Child Healthcare

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   1:43 | 556 views

   A recent survey of children found that they are not in favor of increased doctor visits and vaccinations.

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   High School Tonys Honor Drama Nerds

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   1:49 | 36,635 views

   High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss.

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   U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp

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   1:53 | 546 views

   White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.

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   'World Of World Of Warcraft' Released

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   2:58 | 53,286 views

   World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.

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   Geneticists Create Sheep With Goat Brain

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   1:26 | 13,732 views

   After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.

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    New Feedbags Let You Eat More, Move Less

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    1:55 | 48,988 views

    Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.