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   Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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   1:47 | 604 views

   Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

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   Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

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   1:51 | 281 views

   An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.

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   Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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   2:20 | 10,752 views

   People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

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   How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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   2:52 | 12,751 views

   Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.

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   Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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   2:33 | 7,843 views

   In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'

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   Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

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   2:49 | 4,471 views

   Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.

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   Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

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   2:03 | 2,960 views

   Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

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   Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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   2:46 | 2,875 views

   White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.

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   Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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   2:26 | 16,376 views

   Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of...

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    Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act

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    3:04 | 1,075 views

    On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson.