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   Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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   2:33 | 12,927 views

   In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'

2. 12

   

   Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

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   2:49 | 7,061 views

   Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.

3. 13

   

   Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

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   2:03 | 4,870 views

   Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

4. 14

   

   Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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   2:46 | 6,021 views

   White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.

5. 15

   

   Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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   2:26 | 20,075 views

   Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of...

6. 16

   

   Crime Reporter Finds Way Of Linking Warehouse Fire To Depraved Sex Act

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   3:04 | 1,220 views

   On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson.

7. 17

   

   Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

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   2:26 | 18,090 views

   8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.

8. 18

   

   BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

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   3:15 | 13,712 views

   Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.

9. 19

   

   Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor

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   2:43 | 6,566 views

   As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor...

10. 20

    

    U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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    2:29 | 11,328 views

    Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.