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1. 101

   

   Obama Supporters See How Empty Lives Are

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   2:47 | 79,974 views

   The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.

2. 102

   

   Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own

   from The Onion

   3:15 | 12,552 views

   Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

3. 103

   

   Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine

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   2:36 | 1,449 views

   Rescue crews have been working day and night to free the former first lady, who has been unable to extricate herself from the sand.

4. 104

   

   Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

   from The Onion

   3:18 | 449,559 views

   Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.

5. 105

   

   Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship

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   2:59 | 28,699 views

   Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.

6. 106

   

   Cindy McCain Claims Shes Just Like Any Other Female Human

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   2:03 | 2,646 views

   Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.

7. 107

   

   Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade

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   2:25 | 1,169 views

   The press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'

8. 108

   

   Breeders' Cup Features Openly Gay Horse

   from The Onion

   2:59 | 66,390 views

   As controversy swirls around thoroughbred Ship's Captain, the horse's trainer says people should focus on the horse's abilities, not its sexuality.

9. 109

   

   McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

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   2:38 | 13,240 views

   Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.

10. 110

    

    Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

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    2:15 | 1,480 views

    Our In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.