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  1. 101

    Obama Supporters See How Empty Lives Are

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    2:47 | 79,974 views

    The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly.

  2. 102

    Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own

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    3:15 | 12,552 views

    Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

  3. 103

    Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine

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    2:36 | 1,449 views

    Rescue crews have been working day and night to free the former first lady, who has been unable to extricate herself from the sand.

  4. 104

    Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

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    3:18 | 449,559 views

    Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.

  5. 105

    Obama Undertakes Presidential Internship

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    2:59 | 28,699 views

    Obama's duties in the Spanish government will include collating documents, negotiating treaties, and presiding over national days of mourning.

  6. 106

    Cindy McCain Claims Shes Just Like Any Other Female Human

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    2:03 | 2,646 views

    Despite the media's portrayal of her, Cindy McCain says she is a down-to-earth person who enjoys breathing oxygen and consuming earth food for energy.

  7. 107

    Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer May Be Attempt To Evade

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    2:25 | 1,169 views

    The press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'

  8. 108

    Breeders' Cup Features Openly Gay Horse

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    2:59 | 66,390 views

    As controversy swirls around thoroughbred Ship's Captain, the horse's trainer says people should focus on the horse's abilities, not its sexuality.

  9. 109

    McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

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    2:38 | 13,240 views

    Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.

  10. 110

    Was There Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

    from The Onion

    2:15 | 1,480 views

    Our In The Know panelists debate whether the graphic sex acts and extreme violence in HBO's McCain-Obama debate crossed the line.

 

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