The Onion

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   California Celebrates Wildfire Tradition

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   1:44 | 32,511 views

   Residents took part in rituals like picking through the charred remains of their homes and feigning shock that this could happen to them.

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   Hurricane Hits Land Mass South Of Texas

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   2:12 | 14,612 views

   Texas residents are relieved that the deadly Category 5 storm just missed them, destroying a horn-shaped land mass south of them instead.

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   Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

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   2:41 | 14,014 views

   A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.

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   'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please

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   1:58 | 22,063 views

   Cosmo scientists have finally cataloged every single way to satisfy your man's carnal cravings by stimulating his secret sex zones.

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   Fatal 'Olympic Fever' Sweeping China

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   1:37 | 15,322 views

   The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported.

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   Pentagon Unveils New Unmanned Spokesdron

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   1:48 | 12,731 views

   The spokesdrone will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them.

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   The Beijing Olympics: Are They A Trap?

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   2:10 | 26,371 views

   'In The Know' Panelists discuss whether our athletes will be able to escape from the bamboo cages the Chinese government will try to imprison them...

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   Chef Prepares Omelet He Saw In A Dream

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   2:55 | 22,314 views

   Today Now! shares a delicious omelet recipe you can make at home with just a few simple and surreal ingredients.

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   Most Youths Don't Follow Office Politics

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   2:24 | 19,690 views

   Organizations hope to make youth see importance of getting prime parking spaces or a new desk lamp.

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    Domino's Tests Limits Of Our Consumption

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    1:38 | 29,932 views

    Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.