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   Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series

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   2:23 | 24,202 views

   Adult readers say they are drawn to the 'Green Man' children's book series by the complexity of its characters ranging from yellow to blue.

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   DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

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   1:53 | 3,329 views

   The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.

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   Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

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   2:45 | 23,388 views

   Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos.

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   Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

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   3:14 | 15,048 views

   11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.

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   Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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   2:39 | 14,222 views

   Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.

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   Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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   1:47 | 16,416 views

   Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

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   Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

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   1:51 | 6,747 views

   An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.

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   Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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   2:20 | 15,680 views

   People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

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   How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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   2:52 | 24,796 views

   Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.

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    Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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    2:33 | 11,909 views

    In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'