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1. 11

   

   Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

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   2:49 | 6,241 views

   Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.

2. 12

   

   Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

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   2:03 | 4,238 views

   Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

3. 13

   

   Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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   2:46 | 5,232 views

   White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.

4. 14

   

   Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

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   2:26 | 19,152 views

   Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of...

5. 15

   

   Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar

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   2:26 | 17,050 views

   8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.

6. 16

   

   BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

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   3:15 | 13,110 views

   Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.

7. 17

   

   Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor

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   2:43 | 6,131 views

   As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor...

8. 18

   

   U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

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   2:29 | 10,621 views

   Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.

9. 19

   

   NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

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   1:49 | 13,384 views

   Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle.

10. 20

    

    [video] Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged

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    2:47 | 33,289 views

    'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.