The Onion

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1. 101

   

   Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'

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   3:01 | 61,475 views

   Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

2. 102

   

   High School Tonys Honor Drama Nerds

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   1:49 | 49,938 views

   High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss.

3. 103

   

   'World Of World Of Warcraft' Released

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   2:58 | 121,132 views

   World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.

4. 104

   

   New Feedbags Let You Eat More, Move Less

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   1:55 | 62,553 views

   Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.

5. 105

   

   Donkey Basketball Player Will Go Pro

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   2:13 | 22,772 views

   Scouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years, but some are concerned hes not mature enough for the big time.

6. 106

   

   Blockbuster Store Offers Window To Past

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   2:07 | 45,893 views

   The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies in the days before Netflix and iTunes.

7. 107

   

   McCain Declines Secret Service

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   1:39 | 57,312 views

   John McCain vowed that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by replacing the Secret Service with his own bare fists.

8. 108

   

   NHL Star Called Up to Play For NFL

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   1:51 | 29,606 views

   The Miami Dolphins have drafted NHL star Alexander Ovechkin, making his dream to play professional sports a reality.

9. 109

   

   80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

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   1:18 | 24,111 views

   A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.

10. 110

    

    Congress Debates New Catchphrase

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    2:50 | 26,207 views

    Rep. William Cummings (D-VA) defends his use of the slang word"pronk"as a legitimate catchphrase.