The Onion

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   [video] Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged

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   2:47 | 35,424 views

   'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.

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   [video] Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

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   2:39 | 19,543 views

   In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.

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   Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic

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   2:49 | 21,126 views

   Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins.

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   Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use

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   2:55 | 8,284 views

   Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a genie.

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   White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase

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   2:30 | 16,848 views

   White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over"hope"and"change"were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode.

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   Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

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   2:18 | 11,123 views

   Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.

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   [video] U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt

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   2:29 | 14,013 views

   Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.

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   Congresswoman Says Botched Plastic Surgery Most Important Issue Facing U.S.

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   2:01 | 16,361 views

   Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all.

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   [video] Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title

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   2:35 | 14,217 views

   Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in...

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    Human Rights Group Campaigns To End Use Of Child Politicians In Africa

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    2:38 | 12,863 views

    Jim and Tracy learn that in nations like Sierra Leone children as young as 12 are forced to smile, wave, and shake hands until they drop from exhaustion.